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There are few things our culture has come to relish more than fattening up a pop star on a greasy diet of hype and frenzied devotion, only to then turn around and eat her alive an album or two later. It's become a national pastime we practice in the less savory corners of the Internet or while unloading our Aquafresh and baked Cheetos onto the check-out line conveyor belt. Nobody knows this better than Britney Spears.
Ever since she snarled onto the scene in her Catholic school girl uniform in 1999, Spears has been the go-to girl whenever the world is looking for a punch line or a punching bag. At first it was "her music has no substance" or "she's lip synching" and then there were the darker, more troubling episodes in her life to mine for material. But we have a confession to make: We love Britney.
We love her because she gives us the kind of pop music we demand for our workouts and woozy weekend nights, and because she has never tried to play the guitar or wandered off to make a country album. We love her because she's a survivor, and for all of the shit that's said about her, she still glides to the top of the charts whenever she releases an album. We love her because she has a "BS Alert" on her website to squash the almost daily rumors of new pregnancies, marriages, or demands to someday be cryogenically frozen. We love her because even the Super Bowl's rabid, testosterone-drunk fans couldn't keep her from being the top trending item on Twitter on the biggest sports Sunday of the year. We love her because she loves strawberry Frappuccinos and grits blanketed in Velveeta cheese. We love her because in 2010 she raked in more money than Lady Gaga even though her latest album, Circus, was already well over a year old. We love her because for all the pythons and pyrotechnics and red vinyl cat suits, she still feels like someone we could dish with about boys over a basket of bread sticks at the Olive Garden. We love her because she keeps us dancing, she keeps us guessing, and while the other famous former Mouseketeers have dried up, bombed out, or otherwise failed to keep our interest, Britney still has us coming back for more.
On the eve of the release of her seventh studio album, Femme Fatale, we fired Britney a slew of questions ranging from the candid to the ridiculous to find out a little bit more about the woman the world is mistakenly convinced it already has all figured out.
你在哪邊第一次聽到電台播放你的歌？在紐奧良，我當時超興奮的，能聽到自己的歌在電台裡播放真的酷爆了。現在聽到我的歌被播放我還是會覺得很興奮。
你收過最大筆的帳單是？ 買了一輛亮白色奔馳敞篷跑車。
第一次看到扮演你的變裝皇后是什麼時候？在紐奧良，他表演〈愛的奴隸〉，我興奮死了！
當你剛出道時，誰是你最想效法的偶像？瑪丹娜。無庸置疑的，他是很棒的藝人。除了瑪丹娜，我也很憧憬莎拉潔西卡派克（慾望城市女主角之一）的職業生涯、還有她收集的一系列鞋款。
哪些歌是你希望你當初沒有錄，或你不是很喜歡的？沒有。我每首歌都超正點。
新專輯《蛇蠍美人》跟你以往專輯的不同點在於？我認為《蛇蠍美人》是我最成熟，節奏最強烈的專輯。
誰是這張專輯最出色的合作對象？我和Will.I.am合作了。我是個黑眼豆豆的死忠歌迷，我一直以來都很想跟他合作。我也和一個前途似錦的洛杉磯新人Sabi合作。她在我還蠻喜歡的一首歌〈(Drop Dead) Beautiful〉裡面唱了Rap。
假設真有輪迴，妳覺得妳上輩子是？奧黛麗赫本（Audrey Hepburn），因為她總是引領風潮。
假設真有輪迴，你希望你下輩子會是？一隻鳥，這樣我就能飛翔了。
你覺得地獄會像是？一直節食。
你覺得天堂會像是？和我的小孩一起旅行。
如果你不是流行天后，你覺得你會從事甚麼職業？我國一的時候，有一個職業扮演日，我記得我想當個演藝圈的律師。我一直都知道我會進入演藝圈。我覺得這條路更好走。
哪張專輯你認為是有能夠改變人生的力量?Natalie Imbruglia的《Left of the Middle》
你最像是哪個迪士尼公主？為什麼？看心情。
你收到最好的建議是？誰給的？我媽媽說，當我覺得人生不順的時候：吃冰淇淋。 這是最好的建議。
第二支單曲〈Till the World Ends〉
[您必需注冊并登錄才能查看本鏈接。]What is the worst advice a record executive ever told you?Someone once told me that the "…Baby One More Time" video should be me as a superhero fighting a giant robot monster.
What was the last nightmare you had?That someone was chasing me.
How would you feel if one of your sons turned out to be gay?I love my boys no matter what.
Do you listen to your contemporaries’ music?Yes. I love Gaga and Rihanna. Rihanna’s "S & M" is awesome.
Which song from the last 10 years do you wish you had recorded?Eminem and Rihanna’s “Love the Way You Lie.”
What is your ideal way to spend a Sunday?Playing with my boys, getting some frozen yogurt, working out, and taking a nap.
What is the dumbest, most ridiculous rumor that has been printed about you?That I was an alien.
What is the rumor that hurt the most?That I had died in a car accident.
What women (living or dead) could make you think twice about your sexuality?I only have eyes for men.
Who is your favorite Golden Girl? Betty White, because she’s so sweet and innocent.
Do you have any phobias?Flying, because I’m not in control.
The best part of being famous is...Being able to reach people and hopefully make them happy.
The worst part of being famous is...Giving up your privacy.
How does the thought of turning 30 later this year make you feel?I’m excited to be out of my 20s.
How do you feel about plastic surgery? When it’s time to pull and tuck, I’m sure I will consider it.
I first learned about sex...When I was 12 years old. From my mom. I was confused and disgusted.
Kissing Madonna was...Cool.
You’ve been married twice -- once for only 55 hours. How do you feel about gay marriage?I think everyone should be treated equally.
Lady Gaga is...Unique.
Christina Aguilera is...Truly talented.
Britney Spears is...ME!
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