嘴嘴賤賤唱的跟寫的不一樣改詞帖

不知道大家是否跟我一樣
有亂改詞的壞習慣
原本歌詞寫的是一回事
但自己唱出來又是另一回事
而明知唱錯
但就是嘴賤
就是要唱的跟寫的不一樣
哪怕只是換一個詞
就會引人遐想想入非非 jtgay

格式↓

歌名/歌手
原歌詞
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新歌詞

首先由我先開場囉

1.womanizer / britney spears

Boy don't try to front
I-I know just-just what you are are-are
↓
blowjob oh oh oh
I-I know just-just what you are are-are

2.radar / britney spears

I don't think you know, love
I'm checking you so hot, so hot
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I don't think you know, love
I'm checking you so hot, so hard

3.artpop / ladygaga

My heart can beat with bricks and strings
My artpop could mean anything
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My heart can beat with bricks and strings
My ipop could be anything eli

GAGA的ARTPOP我第一次聽時, 就覺得她一直在唱iPod
headphones

閉昂絲ㄉ Halo 有中文歌詞~~

Remember those walls I built
Well, baby they're tumbling down
And they didn't even put up a fight
They didn't even make up a sound

I found a way to let you in
But I never really had a doubt
Standing in the light of your 黑老母
I got my angel now

Alien / britney spears

每當進入歌曲飛到太空
結果每每耳聾一秒摔回到地球表面
NOT 耳聾? NOT 耳聾? NOT 耳聾?

But the stars in the sky look like home, take me home
And the light in your eyes lets me know I'm not alone
Not alone not alone not alone
Not alone not alone not alone
Not alone not alone not alone
Not alone not alone not alone

女神卡丁車寫到:: 閉昂絲ㄉ Halo 有中文歌詞~~

Remember those walls I built
Well, baby they're tumbling down
And they didn't even put up a fight
They didn't even make up a sound

I found a way to let you in
But I never really had a doubt
Standing in the light of your 黑老母
I got my angel now

這真的很像
每次聽到這句都懷疑碧昂絲到底在唱啥毀

Toby 寫到:: GAGA的ARTPOP我第一次聽時, 就覺得她一直在唱iPod

害我每次都在遐想變形ipop eli